JENNIFER ANISTON: So, we took a completely pointless tour of New Jersey, that much I'm sure of. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are hiding behind a bar, trying to work out WHAT is going on with THE PLOT. JENNIFER ANISTON : I may be a strong independent woman on the outside, but on the inside I'm just a girl who wants to be loved by her man.* He wanders over to Aniston and pats her on the head like he might A SMALL DOG. GERARD BUTLER: Christ hen, keep your girdle on.īutler attempts to shift his face from its CUSTOMARY SNEER into something approaching SYMPATHETIC. I'm just a 41-year-old woman who's still forced to take roles in which I not only have to pretend to be attracted to an ogre like you, but also have to spend the rest of the movie being ogled by men who, in my real life, I would cross to the other side of the country to avoid! Gerard Butler has his head nestled in the middle of a CHEESESTEAK SANDWICH. JENNIFER ANISTON: Mmmm look at me, I'm handcuffed to the bed. Gerard Butler has returned from the CASINO to find his ex-wife where he left her, HANDCUFFED to the bed. Fortunately these are Gerard Butler's two identifiable character traits. If your dreams extend no further than a desire to LOSE MONEY and GET DRUNK. Panoramic shot of Atlantic City, a CITY OF DREAMS. JENNIFER ANISTON : And I'm your ex-wife!Ĭut to the ghosts of KATHARINE HEPBURN and SPENCER TRACEY with their heads in their handsĮxt. But a totally implausible set of circumstances means ah've got to turn you in. GERARD BUTLER: Ta for the compliment doll. JENNIFER ANISTON: Get off of me you big lump! She is just as radiant as she was when she first played this EXACT SAME ROLE 20 years ago. The woman falls to the ground and her face is revealed. He is the modern leading man, the JOWLS that launched a thousand scripts, and he is RUGBY-TACKLING a woman half his size to the floor. On every corner an iconic sight a yellow taxi, a hot dog stand, a Scottish bruiser BRAWLING in the middle of the road.
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